“IT’S A TRAP” – Admiral Akbar, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi PERFORMANCE: Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned +0.45% net of...

"SPARTANS...PREPARE FOR GLORY!” – Leonidas, 300 PERFORMANCE: Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned +0.77% net of fees in...

"Archeology is the search for fact, not truth…We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and “X” never, ever marks the spot.” – Indiana...

"Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure." - Confucius PERFORMANCE: Serenity...

"Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory" - George S. Patton PERFORMANCE: Serenity Alternative Investments...

"Keep calm and GET FIRED UP" - Ted Lasso PERFORMANCE: Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned -1.01% in April, while REITs...

"Come with me if you want to live" - Kyle Reese, The Terminator (1984) PERFORMANCE: Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned...

“The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it did not fall, for it was founded on the rock.” –...

"Tis but a scratch!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail PERFORMANCE: Animal spirits have returned! Re-capping a “risk-on” January. HAVE...

“When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck to crush him” – Franklin D. Roosevelt PERFORMANCE:...

“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are...

“The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.” – Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the...

“Merciless is the law of nature, and rapidly and irresistibly we are drawn to our doom.” – Nikola Tesla REITS -30% - TIME TO BUY? – What...

“I immediately regret this decision… these bears are massive…they looked a lot smaller from up there.” – Ron Burgundy: Anchorman THE BEAR...

“Some people don’t like change, but you need to embrace change if the alternative is disaster.” – Elon Musk • PERFORMANCE – Serenity...

“To be or not to be…that is the question” – Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 TO BUY REITS? – REITs are undeniably cheap relative to private market...

“Survival can be summed up in three words – never give up.” – Bear Grylls PERFORMANCE – Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned...

“You cannot say with any reliability that a certain remote event or shock is more likely than another … but you can state with a lot more...

“This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure.” – Winston Churchill PERFORMANCE – Serenity Alternative Investments...

“That which is not good for the bee-hive cannot be good for the bees.” – Marcus Aurelius • PERFORMANCE – Serenity Alternative Investments...

“HE GOT ALL OF THAT ONE!” – Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack PERFORMANCE – Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned...

“And now for something completely different” – Monty Python PERFORMANCE – Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned -0.76% in...

“The mountain decides whether you climb or not. The art of mountaineering is knowing when to go, when to stay, and when to retreat.” – Ed...

• PERFORMANCE – Serenity Alternative Investments Fund I returned -3.40% in September net of fees and expenses. Year to date the fund has...